1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,838 - Ah! - Ooh! 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,089 Ah! 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,592 We got you, you son of a bi-- shit! 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,052 Finch is here too. 5 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,345 My bugs! 6 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,471 You fools! 7 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,806 This Christmas, your precious malls 8 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:18,810 will crumble under me -- The Humbuglar! 9 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:19,978 Fat chance, Humbuglar. 10 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,563 And next time, maybe pick a name 11 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,565 that doesn't sound like "The Hamburglar." 12 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,651 - Who's that? - Who's... Bro, read a book. 13 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:26,902 Eat a Big Mac. 14 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,028 Then he'd just be "the Hamburglar." 15 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,656 Enough talk, more ruined Christmas! 16 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,241 In 11 seconds! 17 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,159 11 seconds? 18 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,286 You son of a bitch! Ah! 19 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,624 Humbug-deez nuts. 20 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,960 No! No! 21 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,462 Humbuglar! 22 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,130 Tell my story! 23 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,132 Shit! He crashed into the mall. 24 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,801 11 seconds because he knew that's how long 25 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,386 it would take us to stop him or... 26 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,637 Who cares, O'Doyle? 27 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,390 He just fell on all those Black Friday shoppers. 28 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,350 We wish you a Merry Christmas 29 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,561 My God. Where the hell is everyone? 30 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,645 Mnh-mnh-mnh. 31 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:02,938 Maybe everyone caught on to how much 32 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,355 Christmas sucks m'dick. 33 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:06,066 What? Christmas is the best. 34 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,944 It's the one time where everyone can feel the magic of childhood. 35 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,487 Even if your childhood was erased. 36 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,281 It's a festival of lies, Banks. 37 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,575 Holy Finch on a hot tin roof. 38 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:15,826 It's Christmas spirit. 39 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,953 It's reached critical depletion levels. 40 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,079 Christmas spirit? 41 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,455 That's not like a real thing, though. 42 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,748 How pedestrian. 43 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,542 No, it certainly is a real thing. 44 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,918 It's a limited resource 45 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,545 fueled by interpersonal contact. 46 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,880 Before computers, there was spirit everywhere. 47 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,090 You'd go to the store, 48 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,550 see other shoppers all bundled up, 49 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,759 witness the wonder in children's eyes. 50 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,722 But thanks to phones and tech and pandemics, 51 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,390 now it's just... 52 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,640 Just tell me what's happening. 53 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,476 The death of Christmas as we know it. 54 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,604 - Okay... - No, I'm serious. 55 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,732 Once we drop below 10% spiritonium saturation, 56 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,900 - it can never recover. - Fuck that. 57 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,944 Christmas is not dying on this president's watch. 58 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,322 Uh, you're right, because you have moi. 59 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,865 Finch has got just the fix. 60 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,826 Uh, what about this splattered monster corpse? 61 00:01:57,908 --> 00:01:58,910 Oh, I got it covered. 62 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,370 Just bought a large body bag. 63 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,705 Should be here between 2:00 and 5:00. 64 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,166 - Same day. Nice. - Not helping. 65 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,653 I hope you're ready, because behind this door -- 66 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,404 It's the synthetic super-soldiers 67 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,989 you built to fight the Grasshopper King. 68 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,115 What? How did you know? 69 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,034 Because you took me to this door last time, 70 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,370 and the answer is still no, dingus. 71 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,664 I'm not releasing a bunch of Bladerunners on America. 72 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,500 They're super elite with a fully programmable AI. 73 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,461 The joy of Christmas will be real to them, sir. 74 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:50,587 Okay... 75 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,297 Banks, no offense to your robo brain, 76 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,049 but these fake military bots can suck a D. 77 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,468 Yeah, if we have to engage in this magical bullshit, 78 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,512 we should at least use real people. 79 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,930 People are the problem. 80 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,139 They don't believe. 81 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,392 This was Christmas spirit 30 years ago, 82 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,060 and this is today. 83 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,561 We have until December 25th 84 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,480 to spread a super-human amount 85 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,857 of actual, quantifiable spirit. 86 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,110 Man, I wish there was a battalion of super-humans 87 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,070 around here somewhere who could do that. 88 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,530 Oh, my God, I'm actually, like, 89 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,366 legit worried about Christmas, you guys. 90 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,201 If we do this, I want failsafes on failsafes. 91 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,494 - Yes! - Wait, sir. 92 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:23,829 Geo trackers, remote detonators, 93 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,996 bombs where their dicks should be. 94 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:26,540 - Okay. Unnecessary. - Go on. 95 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,834 We need to be able to pull their plug at any moment. 96 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,919 Oh, I always have a dick bomb gun handy. 97 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,546 But these are military bots. 98 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,005 I'll need time to build them 99 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,716 a new Christmas spirit algorithm. 100 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,008 Why reinvent the wheel, Finch? 101 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,844 If we want true Christmas programming, 102 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,887 we need to go to professionals. 103 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,805 Welcome to Hallmark. 104 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,391 Can I get you guys anything? 105 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,226 Hot cocoa, scarves, gingerbread? 106 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,728 I mean, it's 8 a.m. 107 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,689 Never a bad time for gingerbread. 108 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,733 Mmm. Fresh ginger. 109 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:55,569 Sorry. Where are my manners? 110 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,362 Ed Carol, Head of Hallmark. 111 00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,824 Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like Santa? 112 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:01,992 Oh... 113 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,744 Uh, well... 114 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,288 I guess I have put on a little weight, 115 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,498 and I've been graying on the sides. 116 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,750 Uh-- anyway, uh, 117 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,293 come on, come on, walk with me. 118 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,627 Are you crazy, Banks? 119 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,004 Yeah, asking a guy if he's Santa 120 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,797 is like asking a woman if she's pregnant. 121 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,632 Come on, I can't be the only one thinking it. 122 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,010 You were. Honestly, I'm disgusted. 123 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,595 Thanks for squeezing us in on such short notice. 124 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,263 Well, it wasn't that hard. 125 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,098 Usually this is our busy season, 126 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,517 but lately, it's been kind of dead. 127 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,352 That's because Christmas is dying, Ed. 128 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,270 What? 129 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,647 You heard the man. Christmas is shitting the bed. 130 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,274 Well, what exactly do you want from Hallmark? 131 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,902 We've got synthetic people ready to deploy like spores 132 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,028 to spread cheer. 133 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,488 But their AI needs programming. 134 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,574 True Christmas spirit programming. 135 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,534 You want to see it? The big holly-jolly? 136 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,165 There she is. Pretty, ain't she? 137 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,457 - Woah. - Holy shit. 138 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,959 - What am I looking at? - You invented this? 139 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,127 Oh, no, no, no. 140 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,671 The prototype was created by Jebediah Hallmark. 141 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,089 He was hanging Christmas lights 142 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,801 and got electrocuted by a faulty bulb. 143 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,928 When he woke up, he had a vision. 144 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,930 - Of this. - Lava lamp noodles? 145 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,807 The Christmanthium core. 146 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:10,018 Its generative algorithm can create an almost magical amount 147 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,480 of ideas, characters, storylines. 148 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,940 All with one goal -- 149 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,526 to make the world love Christmas. 150 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,653 I brought thumb drives. 151 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,029 I must admit, 152 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:23,698 I'm hesitant to let our proprietary algorithm 153 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,991 out of this building. 154 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:25,992 Look, I get it. 155 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,702 But we've got total control of these Synths. 156 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,871 We can remote detonate their dick areas at any moment. 157 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,122 I vote for that. 158 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,500 Way unnecessary, but yeah, arm hud is locked and loaded. 159 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:34,709 All right, 160 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,545 but this data must be destroyed after use. 161 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,381 The programming will terminate at midnight on Christmas Eve. 162 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,549 Amen, brother. 163 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,259 Why don't you come to the White House on Christmas Eve? 164 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,136 We can watch them terminate together. 165 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,931 You've got yourself a deal, Mr. Curtis. 166 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,851 All right, my babies. Here comes the spirit train. 167 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:51,935 Eee! 168 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,522 Synth Cindy, love the hat. 169 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,232 Ooh, and yes to the vest, Marcus. 170 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,276 Hot cocoa. Hot cocoa. Hot cocoa. 171 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,863 And one for Finch because I fucking deserve it. 172 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,782 All right, Greyson, go time. 173 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,284 - Mhm-hmm. - What's it doing? 174 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,537 Scanning the vicinity for maximum cheer scenarios. 175 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,289 Mhm. 176 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,417 - Ah! - Oh, my God, what the fuck! 177 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,793 Watch where you're going, asshole. 178 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,378 Oh, no, no, no! I'm so sorry. 179 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,088 I have the most important meeting of my life 180 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,423 in 20 minutes. 181 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,508 I'm supposed to be selling these unstainable yellow shirts, 182 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,051 and now I look like a liar! 183 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,469 God damn it. This is a mess. 184 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,430 - Abort! - No, sir, watch. 185 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,806 Here. Take this. 186 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,683 What? I can't wear this. That's impossible. 187 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:35,604 Sometimes a little impossible is just what we need. 188 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,314 Sorry. My grandpa used to say that. 189 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,942 Wait, I kind of love that. Can I use that in my meeting? 190 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,278 Are you kidding? It's the least my clumsy butt could do. 191 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,031 Good luck, and, hey -- Merry Christmas. 192 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,116 Merry Christmas. 193 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,786 - Damn, she just red-lined. - I felt it, too. 194 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,331 I mean, I do want one of those unstainable shirts. 195 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,375 All right, Finchy. Full deployment. 196 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,048 - All right, game time. - Whoo! 197 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,633 Get me eyes on those geo trackers. 198 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,469 Way ahead of you, boss. Uh, just ignore the blue dots. 199 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,387 Those are places I masturbated. 200 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,014 How are we looking with Cindy in Boston? 201 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,933 And perfect. 202 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,309 Woah! 203 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:17,938 Pretty, right? Just my way of giving the sidewalk a hug. 204 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,065 Dad, could we give our sidewalk a hug? 205 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,025 Uh, I don't know, I guess? 206 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,777 - Let me order some lights. - Why? 207 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,654 The store is selling some right there. 208 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,114 All right. Fine. 209 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,991 Little turd thinks he knows everything. 210 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,118 Reminds me of someone else I know. 211 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,329 Dayum. Cindy bringing the merry. 212 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,997 I want to decorate with her. 213 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,415 That little kid runs their house. 214 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,793 Punch me in on Giselle in San Diego. 215 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,253 What? My first snow? 216 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,422 In all my life as a cowboy turned beach bum, 217 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,174 I've always wanted to do this. 218 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,176 - Ahhh! - No, no, don't eat that! 219 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,428 It's just ground up paint chips. 220 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,224 I ate that. 221 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,517 Oh. We all felt that, right? 222 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,268 Sir, check out Chad in Washington. 223 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,980 The spiritonium levels are off the charts. 224 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,564 No, no, a chainsaw. 225 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,483 You guys gotta come down and see this. 226 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,777 I swear, he's gonna cut off his hand or something. 227 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,070 Five hot cocoas, please. 228 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,321 My friends are coming down 229 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,614 in case this guy cuts off his hand. 230 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,574 I told my friends the same thing. 231 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,660 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 232 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,995 Finchy baby, you done did it. 233 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,997 I did done do it, didn't I? 234 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,289 - What? - Whoo! 235 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,166 Best Christmas ever! 236 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,837 Well, it's officially Christmas Eve. 237 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,506 And of course, the big story is that feeling in the air. 238 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,299 Malls are full, divorce is down, 239 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,094 and people are roasting chestnuts together everywhere. 240 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,429 Where the hell are all these chestnuts coming from? 241 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,557 There's so much joy you almost forget 242 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,142 Curtis is taxing our cum. 243 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,519 Either way, we are so back, baby. 244 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,020 Merry Christmas, step-sis. 245 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,522 Merry Christmas, step-sis. 246 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,190 So what are you bringing to Mom's house tonight? 247 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,483 Her favorite -- my dad. 248 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,610 Congratulations, Greyson. Thank you for your service. 249 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,070 Service is what it's all about. 250 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,572 That's why I sold my law firm 251 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,282 to start a free snowman-making school for children. 252 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,367 The secret is in the carrot nose. 253 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,785 Amazing, soldier. 254 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,287 And you -- Cindy, right? 255 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,413 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 256 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,123 My grandma, who was a war nurse, 257 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,499 and that's how she met her husband, 258 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,876 she always said 259 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,711 "The best thing you can give is yourself." 260 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,171 - Wise words. - Here. 261 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,630 It's the least I could give. 262 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,257 What a fine carrot. 263 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,717 Oh, hot cocoa bar! 264 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,053 Pretty specific exchange about that carrot. 265 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,597 Sir, just want you to know we've got a very robust team 266 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,099 standing by to clean up the synth bodies. 267 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,602 Right, and, uh, what was the deal with that again? 268 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,771 Their programming will terminate at midnight, remember? 269 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,689 You and Ed were, like, high-fiving about it. 270 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,191 Well, shit, that kind of sucks. 271 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,984 You could always tell them they're gonna die. 272 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,652 It'll probably make them go rogue and attack us. 273 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,362 Then we'll have no choice but to defend ourselves 274 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,697 and take them out. 275 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,282 Right, then it wouldn't be our fault. 276 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,617 You really get it, O'Doyle. 277 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,993 Your pitch is victim-blaming? 278 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,703 Dumb. We should just talk to Ed. 279 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,121 He's such a sweetie. 280 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,540 Never a bad time for gingerbread, huh, pal? 281 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,084 Now you're catching on. 282 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,960 Congratulations, Mr. President. 283 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,962 I gotta say, I can feel the spirit. 284 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,465 Couldn't have done it without your programming, Ed. 285 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,634 Look, I, uh, I was wondering 286 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,761 if there was a way that we could keep the Synths alive. 287 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,930 A deal's a deal, Mr. President. 288 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,223 You're not gonna fuck me, are you? 289 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,474 What? No. 290 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,642 We're just saying, 291 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,102 it kind of feels un-Christmas-like 292 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,104 to kill them after they saved the holiday. 293 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,313 We had an agreement. 294 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,940 I'm here to make sure it gets done. 295 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,400 Right. No, I, uh, I get it. 296 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,319 Thanks, Ed. 297 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,113 I wasn't expecting him to be such a hard-ass. 298 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,447 I know, right? 299 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,949 He kind of turned awesome at the end. 300 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,785 All right, time to play Ghost of Christmas Future. 301 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,120 A toast. 302 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,413 I just wanted to say how thankful I am for you Synths. 303 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:23,998 You not only saved Christmas, 304 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:27,460 you boosted the economy and made the magic real again. 305 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,088 And of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't say 306 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,048 you will all self-destruct at midnight. 307 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,591 That's great, sir. 308 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,218 What? No, I'm saying you'll die. 309 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,678 Your programming will terminate. 310 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,179 Sir, I love giving. 311 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,765 I'm just happy my life can culminate in an act of service. 312 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,517 The best thing you can give is yourself. 313 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,353 Hear, hear. A fitting final mission. 314 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,856 - I love these guys. - Merry Christmas! 315 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,482 Thanks for letting us die. 316 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,984 Well said. 317 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,111 If you'll excuse me for a moment. 318 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,362 Listen, guys, if this is about 319 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,822 the pink stain in the library, 320 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,115 no, it wasn't me, 321 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,284 and also, no, it won't wash out. 322 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,452 I can't do it. I can't let those soldiers die. 323 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,079 They're all so selfless and pure. 324 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,081 We have to trick Ed into thinking they're dead 325 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,291 and get them out of here. 326 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,126 Sir, even if we could trick Ed 327 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,170 and fake their death -- which we absolutely can -- 328 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,506 the Synths are still gonna love Christmas after Christmas. 329 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,383 Yeah, people will murder them just for that. 330 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,719 Not if we put them in a place with a base level 331 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,805 of cheer, gratitude, and giving that lasts all year. 332 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,516 I'm talking, of course, about Canada. 333 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,101 Plus, it's chilly. Perfect scarf weather. 334 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,353 Hey. Yeah, they'll blend right in. 335 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,772 It's like taking a dragon back to dinosaur times. 336 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,065 It doesn't really belong there, 337 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,483 but the dinosaurs aren't gonna notice. 338 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,028 Wait, guys, is this our first team hoodwink? 339 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,321 Hoodwinked! 340 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:40,158 Fa la la la la, la la la, hey! 341 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,410 You hotties want another public domain song? 342 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,245 Public domain! Public domain! 343 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,748 Finch puck, make daddy proud. 344 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,501 Huh? 345 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,003 Wh-What the hell happened? 346 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,713 It's only 11 p.m. 347 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,715 Oh, no! Those are my friends! 348 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,842 Ah, shit! Sorry, guys. That's on me. 349 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,302 Daylight Savings Time. 350 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,637 - What? - Yeah, I hate it. 351 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,180 All my tech is set to spring forward, 352 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,015 because Finch don't fall back. 353 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,850 I'll make you fall back, you son of a -- 354 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,018 Hey, don't blame me. 355 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,394 I'm not the one running a government 356 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,438 that fucks with our clocks twice a year. 357 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,148 So they've terminated? 358 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,942 Oh, yeah. And if it's any consolation, 359 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,903 it was extremely painful for them. 360 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,905 Sorry, Ed, I didn't mean to cut the party short. 361 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,615 No, no, no, don't apologize. 362 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,742 As long as it's done, I'm a happy man. 363 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,869 All right, well, that's a wrap. 364 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,163 Let's get these synthetic flesh sacks back into cold storage. 365 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,165 Also, give it up for our clean-up crew, 366 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,084 working on Christmas Eve. 367 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,087 Merry Christmas, everyone. God bless you all. 368 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,384 Oh, my God, Banks, do you have to hit every pothole? 369 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,053 I keep telling you to put money into infrastructure. 370 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,554 Finch, how are we looking back there? 371 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,223 Just erased their termination time. 372 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,059 These babies are jailbroken and ready to fly free. 373 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,603 Also, I wasn't lying about Daylight Savings Time. 374 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,064 I hate it. You all should be ashamed. 375 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,357 Where are we? 376 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,526 Is this Synth heaven? Is it just a bus? 377 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,861 Bus? Yes. Heaven, who's to say? 378 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,863 But I thought we were gonna die. 379 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:01,948 Not on my watch. 380 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,449 Your war-nurse grandma was right. 381 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,201 The best thing you could give is yourself. 382 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,245 And, soldier, you still have a lot more to give. 383 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,997 We're taking you to Canada. 384 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,290 - What? - Canada? 385 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,166 The one on top? 386 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,584 Banks! The potholes! 387 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,877 It's not potholes. 388 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,588 Oh, fuck, it's Ed! 389 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,048 You made a deal with Hallmark. 390 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,301 Our data must be eliminated. 391 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,177 This guy really loves Hallmark. 392 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,679 Just get us to the plane. 393 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,732 Jesus, he's a sideswiper? 394 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,358 Sideswipe him back. 395 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,819 Ahh! 396 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,661 Dear God, right into that Lots O' Oil truck. 397 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,246 I didn't wanna kill the guy. 398 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,749 Just for the legal record, I said to sideswipe, 399 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,292 but you chose to do it. 400 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,710 Still kind of feel bad, though. 401 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,337 Um, sir. 402 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,050 You should feel bad. 403 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:06,429 You've all been very naughty. 404 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,430 I said it. 405 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,015 I said Ed looked like Santa 406 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,892 and you guys shamed me. 407 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,560 Also, holy shit, he's Santa. 408 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,561 Santa is real. 409 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,482 Hello, Andre. 410 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,692 Rho. Francis. Kenny. 411 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,819 - Ed. - Call me Santa. 412 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,988 Ed's my undercover boss name. 413 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,032 What? Why are you working at Hallmark? 414 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,867 As their Chrismanthium technology grew, 415 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,410 so did my interest in it. 416 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,829 I couldn't let just anyone have that power. 417 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,873 So I took over. 418 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,165 - Santa? - Santa! 419 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,086 - Santa Claus! - Oh, it's a Christmas miracle. 420 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,253 Sorry, Cindy. 421 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,672 We're all out of miracles this year. 422 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,716 They are the miracle, dipshit. 423 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,884 You don't get it. 424 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,969 If they're walking around all year with Christmas spirit, 425 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,223 it's not magical, it's not special, 426 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,016 and that puts me out of Christmas. 427 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,518 It seems like what you're saying, Santa -- 428 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,977 thank you for being here, by the way -- 429 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,022 is that you want to retain full control over Christmas, 430 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,691 which I'm sorry to say, doesn't sound very giving. 431 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:04,070 Sounds like you're being...naughty? 432 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,323 Wow, I've never thought about it like that. 433 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,368 - Ah! - Greyson! 434 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,494 The fuck, Santa? 435 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,829 - Get them into the plane. - Yes, sir. 436 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,122 If he wants the Synths, 437 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,415 he's gonna have to go through me. 438 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,000 Sir, puck him up. 439 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,877 I never should have made that deal with you, Santa. 440 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,337 I didn't care about Christmas. 441 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,673 I just didn't want to go down as the president who killed it. 442 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,007 Yeah, okay. 443 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,848 Ho, ha, ha, ha! 444 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,975 Oh, shit! Reindeemons! Run! Run! 445 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,438 Oh, man, we just started running. 446 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,730 Swapping to carrot-tipped. 447 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,190 Wait, don't they love carrots? 448 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,400 Exactly. 449 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,904 Holy fuck, that's not in the song. 450 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,379 Oh, wait. Is coal like garlic for Santas? 451 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,424 Seriously, you didn't notice back at the office? 452 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,759 You've got yourself a deal, Mr. Curtis. 453 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,805 Sir, look, I got the office train set up with real coal. 454 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,390 Uh...okay. 455 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,392 Huh. I didn't think anything of it. 456 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,936 Coal channels the energy from evil children 457 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,980 back to my patron, Pudersno. 458 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,232 I spread the rock in exchange for my powers, 459 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,068 but the very touch of it burns my soul. 460 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,237 Maybe talk longer next time. 461 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,656 Ah! My soul! 462 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,658 Pudersno! Save me! 463 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,330 Shit, I'm out of c-tip. 464 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,583 Merry Christmas? 465 00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:42,376 Hey! Hey! 466 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,129 Come build a snowman, you soulless bastard! 467 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,215 - Chekhov's carrot. - Cindy! What are you doing? 468 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,549 Get them to Canada! 469 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,427 And when those deer get me, blow them to hell! 470 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,803 Oh, fuck. These guys are incredible. 471 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,388 Shit. You heard her. 472 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,640 Go! Go, go! 473 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,976 Grandma! 474 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,311 I'm coming! 475 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,317 That all you got, Santa? 476 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,443 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 477 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,112 Oh, man. 478 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,696 Rudolph? 479 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,868 You son of a... 480 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,921 Who's bright now, bitch? 481 00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,214 Rudolph! 482 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,715 Rudy, no! 483 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,259 Talk to me. 484 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,427 Oh, come on, buddy, you're my best and brightest. 485 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,138 I-I don't even like the other ones. 486 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,974 I'm gonna make you pay. 487 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,267 You son of a... 488 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,102 What? No! 489 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,228 No. 490 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,814 No! 491 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,818 - You all right, sir? - I mean, I almost got gored 492 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,903 by a cybernetic demon deer, but -- 493 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,655 Wait, what are you guys doing? 494 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,073 Deactivating their dick bombs. 495 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,866 It's our last element of control over them. 496 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,285 They're finally free. 497 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,744 - Merry Christmas. - Here, here. 498 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,121 A Christmas miracle. 499 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,164 Guess we won't be needing this anytime soon. 500 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,000 I'll just put it down here. 501 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,376 They still love Christmas? 502 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,004 Even after Santa tried to murder them? Twice? 503 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,589 I mean, I'm pretty bummed, 504 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,090 but I'm not gonna let that asshole 505 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,842 control my love for Christmas. 506 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,177 - That belongs to me. - And me. 507 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,555 And m-- nope, sorry. 508 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:18,764 Got swept up in the moment. 509 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,433 Don't love it. Respect it? Maybe. 510 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,852 - That's the spirit. - Don't push it, Giselle. 511 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,062 Uh, sir, we got an ice storm. 512 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,480 Came out of nowhere. 513 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,233 Ha, ha, ha. 514 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,484 Uh-oh. 515 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,777 Everyone hold on! 516 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,779 You think you can outrun me? 517 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,324 I am notoriously mobile. 518 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,326 - Ahh! - Sir, I got it. 519 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,622 You crazy-ass warlock. 520 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,498 Oh, shit! What the fuck, man? 521 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,084 You killed Rudolph and Donner and Blitzen. 522 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,128 You killed Greyson and Cindy and Steve. 523 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,463 None of them matter. 524 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,423 They matter to us. 525 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,924 - Woah, Banks! - Holy shit, Banks. 526 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,302 God damn this hood and its blindspots! 527 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,387 I just injected your spine with a dick bomb. 528 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,972 You kill the Synths or any of us, 529 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,265 that shit will auto-trigger 530 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,808 and blow your jolly ass to hell. 531 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,101 Please, I'm immortal. 532 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,062 Oh, warlocks can regrow heads? 533 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,938 You might want to check with your DM. 534 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:10,941 It's Christmas. 535 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,318 I set a timer on my phone 536 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,445 and it uses a watch alarm sound. 537 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,780 You gonna go deliver presents, 538 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,491 or is Hallmark gonna be looking for a new CEO? 539 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,371 You always were a naughty child, Rho. 540 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,499 Stockings filled with coal. 541 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,751 Wait, you -- you visited me as a kid? 542 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,086 You were in my house? 543 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,004 Wait, where did I live? Who were my parents? 544 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,179 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! 545 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,391 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! 546 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,518 Probably not going to get much info about my parents 547 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,103 after the dick bomb thing, huh? 548 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,312 I'd guess no. 549 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,730 Honestly, that's what you get for trying 550 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,274 to squeeze canonical stuff into this mission. 551 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,699 This is Canada? 552 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,034 Well, this is a field in Canada. 553 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,786 We couldn't land at an airport 554 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,830 because we're kind of doing an illegal border crossing. 555 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,581 But hey, the Canadian PM owes me 556 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,709 for letting him copy my NATO homework. 557 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,420 Thanks for putting your life on the line to save ours. 558 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,547 We put your life on the line first. 559 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,257 I guess some lies are worth protecting. 560 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,633 Do not quote me on that. 561 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,552 Montreal is about a mile that way. 562 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,803 Spread out. Blend in. 563 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,722 Also, please don't go Bladerunner 564 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,056 and come after your creator 565 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,516 and crush my head. 566 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,851 Is that what happens in the movie? 567 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,019 Maybe we need to expand our programming data 568 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,396 beyond Christmas. 569 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,231 - No, no, no. - Just stick to being you. 570 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,566 - Okay. - Oh, good. Yeah. 571 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,692 Whatever. 572 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,318 And hey, nice work, soldiers. 573 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,903 Canada is lucky to have you. 574 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,197 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, sir. 575 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,952 Topher, after swapping bodies 576 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,204 with that snowman, I finally get it. 577 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,957 I don't need New York or my high profile dentist job. 578 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,127 I just need you for Christmas and for always. 579 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,044 Mm. 580 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,379 Way to settle. 581 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,339 Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. 582 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,632 Merry Christmas, sir. 583 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,468 I'm still bleeding under my bandages, 584 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,970 but I'm happy to be spending it with you both. 585 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,722 And I guess you too, Finch. 586 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,140 Although, to be clear, 587 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,184 you're only part of this sentimental moment 588 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,977 because you were randomly on this mission. 589 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,145 Fine by me. 590 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,521 Actually, can we get another round? 591 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,981 It's 7 a.m. on Christmas. 592 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,858 Yeah, you're right. Make it a triple-double. 593 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,984 Heavy on the pink stuff. 594 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,819 Really keeping that spirit alive, huh? 595 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,488 Oh, I'm fully empty inside. 596 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,865 - I'll drink to that. - I don't want to die alone. 597 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,575 Ha, we're fine. 598 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,262 It's the greatest time of year 599 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:49,350 For everyone else 600 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:53,646 I miss picking out my own tree 601 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,900 I still love my ex-wife 602 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,319 Take those feelings 603 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:05,741 Swallow them down and sing 604 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,618 And from all of us here at Six News, 605 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,120 we want to wish you a happy and healthy New Year. 606 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,372 I'm Carolyn Gladyssmer. 607 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,998 And I'm Mika Gladyssmer. 608 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,250 We may be stepsisters, 609 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,961 but we are fully related to your news. 610 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,963 And cut! We're clear. 611 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,422 Hey, what are you doing after work? 612 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,549 You want to braid my hair? 613 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,843 Carolyn, on the air. Not out here. 614 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,053 Then on the air next time, do you want to braid my hair? 615 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,555 Good girl, Boo Boo. 616 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,098 Did you get any of that?